Dear Mom,

If your Mom is anything like mine... she just figured out how to text and loves it! Its funny to see her "get with it" and learn to text. I enjoy her sweet messages and often find my self laughing at them... she loves to use "LOL" and make smiley faces.. OH Dana you are too cute!!

So there is this funny website I found where people can go to post their Mom's texts... IT IS SO GREAT! I have been bouncing back and fourth from work to this website all day...


Here are some of my favorite Mom texts:

Instant Messenger
I have a stupid question. Do you think that I have instant messenger? Because I seem to get your emails right away.


INFORMATION
dad needs you’re account and routing number, you’re odometer reading and some other things. we also need you’re address.

what’s going on?


Pussy Cat Folks
Mom: Are you watching the MTV Awards?

Me: Nah, don’t really care about them much. Thanks though.

Mom: Oh, well the Pussy Cat Folks are performing. You’re missing quite a show!


Breaking Olympic News
Hi Darling. Michael Phelps shaves his pits.
M


19-Year-Old Brother, Home for the Summer
I made zack get up yesterday and clean up all of his stuff and pack it up. it was all over the living room and the houskeepers came. he said i kicked him out of the house. this isn’t true. he doesn’t want to live here if he has to pick up his guitar hero. mom


Looking for the Gin
Hey, Did you take the gin….Dad was looking for it this afternoon.

Love and Prayers
MOM


Ask God About Your Sass Mouth
Stay home tonight baby. We don’t know enough about what’s going on at that party. And also pray about the attitude you have had today. Love, Mom


Tru Dat
Mom: my bad, as they say.

Me: Tru dat, as they say.

Mom: That’s how I roll….I’m a ding dong.


If you are interested in reading more... http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/

ENJOY!!!

And here is to my Mamma... The wonderfully fun and quirky Dana! I love you!